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Life-Saver Lines - Aldo Colombini

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Life-Saver Lines
by Aldo Colombini

Have you ever had something not go exactly as planned? A trick not go right? People leaving your show early? Some unexpected "bang" come from backstage? Well have no fear! Here's exactly what you've been looking for!
 
Aldo Colombini has put together over 1,000 comedic one-liners that can save your neck when you're in a pinch. Not only does Life-Saver Lines include an enormous variety of lines to recover from unexpected situations, but it also contains a huge selection of one-liners you can intentionally incorporate into your show. In the book the jokes are grouped according to different situations and among the many categories are:

BAD MICROPHONE
WHEN NO ONE VOLUNTEERS
YOU FORGET SOMETHING
A COUPLE ARRIVE DURING YOUR ACT
ONE-LINERS FOR SPEAKERS
IF YOU PRODUCE THE WRONG CARD
ONE-LINERS FOR ROPES
ONE-LINERS FOR CHRISTMAS
GENERAL ONE-LINERS
Colombini does a great job summing up the book in the Introduction:

Here we are again fellow comedians, magicians and entertainers with a new collection of one-liners compiled not only to make you laugh, but to help you entertain others.

In this book you'll find over 1000 one-liners that you can use on many different occasions as well as in so many different ways... in rehearsed show patter, during an impromptu close up request and as hilarious, spontaneous retorts when you need them. I know you'll find yourself laughing out loud as your read this book, but don't forget to mark the pages where you laugh the loudest so you'll be sure to find those gems again when you want them for your act.

All the one liners included here are different from the ones published in my previous four books: Make'em Laugh, Funny Stuff, Laughing Out Loud, and First Aid Lines. Thanks to all of you and because of your continued support, I will continue to keep collecting and publishing more 'comedy files.'

Keep smiling and keep your audiences smiling!

Best Always,
Aldo Colombini

Beyond doubt this book is an invaluable asset to any Magician or stage performer. Don't miss out on it!
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